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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.
一位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手旁,兩手緊抓著帽子怕風把帽子給吹跑了~

A gentleman approached her and said, "I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
一位紳士走了過來對她說:「原諒我,女士,不是故意要靠近您,您知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高的?」

Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."
「是的,我知道」,女士又說:「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子」

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
「但是女士,您應該曉得您沒穿內褲,私處都露出來了呢!」這位男士非常誠懇的說「是的,我知道」,女士又說:「可是我的兩手必須抓緊這帽子」

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
婦人朝下望瞭望抬頭回答說:「先生,您所看到在這下面的任何一個玩意兒都85歲了,這頂帽子可是我昨天才買的呢!」

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