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School:   A place where Papa pays and Son plays .

Life Insurance:  A contract that keeps you Poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse:  A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of  the
Lecturer to the notes of the Students without passing through "the minds of  either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present .

Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that  everybody believes he got the biggest piece .

Dictionary : A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father : A Banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A Guy no different from the rest....except that he got
caught.

Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic : Books, which people praise, but do not read .

Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight .

Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc .: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of  when dead.

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