Burial Expenses 埋葬費用

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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
一個男人跟他愛嘮叨的太太到耶路撒冷去度假。

While they were there, the wife passed away.
他們在那裡時太太過世了。

The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
葬儀社業者跟他說:你可以花五千美金把她運回家,或者花一百五十美金埋葬在這裡的聖地。

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
這個人想了一下說他要把她運回家。

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
葬儀社業者問他:為什麼你要花五千美金把你太太運回家呢?葬在這裡很好而且只要一百五十美金啊!

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
這個人回答說:很久以前有一個人在這裡死了,葬在這裡,三天後他復活了!我不能冒這個險!

中文翻譯:Riches Yang

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