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Three men are sitting at a bar and are discussing what present they bought for their wives.
三個男人正在酒吧中討論他們買給自己老婆的禮物。

The first says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds"
第一個男人說:「我買了一個可以在六秒內從0到100的東西」

The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals "i bought her a nice Porche".
另兩個男人不知道他指的是什麼,所以他揭露答案:「我買給我老婆一台相當不錯的保時捷」

The second guy says: "i bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds.
第二個男人也說:「我買了個可以在四秒內從0到100的東西。」

"That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?"
「那一定是法拉利,對吧?」

"Yeah thats right! i bought my wife a nice red Ferrari".
答對了!我買給我老婆一台相當棒的紅色法拉利」

The third one says " i bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in just 2 seconds.
第三個男人開口說:「我買給我老婆一個在兩秒內從0-100的東西。」

"THAT CAN'T BE - The Ferrari is the fastest car in the world?!"
「不可能的!法拉利是世界上最快的車種了!」

"Well - it's not a car, but ..."
「恩...那不是一台車啦...那是.....」

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